White Light White Heat
White light, White light goin' messin' up
my mind
White light, and don't you know its gonna make me go blind
White heat, aww white heat it tickle me down to my toes
White light, Ooo have mercy white light have it goodness
knows
White light, White light goin' messin' up
my brain
White light, Aww white light its gonna drive me insane
White heat, Aww white heat it tickle me down to my toes
White light, Aww white light I said now goodness knows,
do it
Hmm hmm, White light
Aww I surely do love to watch that stuff tip itself in
Hmm hmm, White light
Watch that side, watch that side don't you know it gonna
be dead in the drive
Hmm hmm, White heat
Hey foxy mama watchin' her walk down the street
Hmm hmm, White light
Come up side your head gonna make a deadend on your street
White light, White light moved in me through
my brain
White light, White light goin' makin' you go insane
White heat, Aww white heat it tickle me down to my toes
White light, Aww white light I said now goodness knows
White light, Aww white light it lighten up
my eyes
White light, don't you know it fills me up with suprise
White light, Aww white heat tickle me down to my toes
White light, Aww white light I tell you now goodness knows,
now work it
Hmm hmm, White light
Aww she surely do moves me
Hmm hmm, White light
Watch that speed freak, watch that speed freak everybody
gonna go and make it every week
Hmm hmm, White heat
Aww sputter mutter everybody gonna go kill their mother
Hmm hmm, White light
Here she comes, here she comes, everybody get 'n gone make
me run to her
The Gift
Waldo Jeffers had reached his limit. It was
now Mid-August which meant that he had been separated from
Marsha for more than two months. Two months, and all he
had to show was three dog-eared letters and two when school
had ended and she'd returned to Wisconsin, and he to Locust,
Pennsylvania. She had sworn to maintain a certain fidelity,
she would date occasionally, but only as amusement. But
lately Waldo had begun to worry. He had trouble sleeping
at night and when he did, he had horrible dreams. He lay
awake at night, tossing and turning underneath his quilt
protector, tears welling in his eyes. As he pictured Marsha,
her sworn vows overcome by liquor and the smooth soothing
of some neanderthal, finally submitting to the final caresses
of sexual oblivion. It was more than the human mind could
bear.
Visions of Marsha's faithlessness haunted
him. Daytime fantasies of sexual abandon permeated his thoughts.
And the thing was they wouldn't really understand how she
really was. He, Waldo, alone, understood this. He had intuitively
grasped every nook and cranny of her psyche. He had made
her smile, and she needed him, and he wasn't there. The
idea came to him on the Thursday before the Mummers Parade
was scheduled to appear. He had just finished mowing and
etching the Edelsons lawn for a dollar fifty and had checked
the mailbox to see if there was at least a word from Marsha.
There was nothing more than a circular form the Amalgamated
Aluminum Company of America inquiring into his awing needs.
At least they cared enough to write.
It was a New York company. You could go anywhere
in the mail. Then it struck him, he didn't have enough money
to go to Wisconsin in the accepted fashion, true, but why
not mail himself? It was absurdly simple. He would ship
himself parcel post special delivery. The next day Waldo
went to the supermarket to purchase the necessary equipment.
He bought masking tape, a staple gun and a medium sized
box, just right for a person of his built. He judged that
with a minimum of jostling he could ride quite comfortably.
A few airholes, some water, of course, midnight snacks and
it would probably be as good as going tourist.
By Friday afternoon, Waldo was set. He was
packed and the post office had agreed to pick him up at
three o'clock. He'd marked the package "Fragile",
and as he sat curled up inside, resting the foam rubber
cushioning he'd thoughtfully included, he tried to picture
the look of awe and happiness on Marshas face as she opened
the door, saw the package, tipped the deliverer, and then
opened it to see her Waldo finally there in person. She
would kiss him, then, maybe they could see a movie. If he'd
only thought of this before. Suddenly rough hands gripped
his package and he felt himself barne up. He landed with
a thud in a truck and then he was off.
Marsha Bronson had just finished setting
her hair. It had been a very rough weekend. She had to remember
not to drink like that. Bill had been nice about it though.
After it was over he'd said that he still respected her
and, after all, it was certainly the way of nature, and
even though, no he didn't love her, he did feel an affection
for her. And, after all, they were grown adults. Oh, what
Billy could teach Waldo - but that seemed like years ago.
Sheila Klein, her very, very best friend walked in through
the porch screen door and into the kitchen. "Oh, it's
absolutely maudlin outside." "Ach, I know what
you mean, I feel all icky!" Marsha tightened her cotton
robe with the silk outer edge. Sheila ran her finger over
some salt grains on the kitchen table, licked her fingers
and made a face. "I'm supposed to take these salt pills,"
but she wrinkled her nose, "They make me feel like
throwing up." Marsha started to pat herself under the
chin, an exercise she'd seen on television. "G-d, don't
even talk about that." She got up from the table and
went to the sink where she picked up a bottle of pink and
blue vitamins. "Want one? Supposed to be better than
steak." And attempted to touch her knees. "I don't
think I'll ever touch a daiquiri again." She gave up
and sat down, this time nearer the table that supported
the telephone. "Maybe he'll call." she said to
Sheila's glance. Sheila nibbled on a cuticle. "After
last night, I thought maybe you'd be through with him."
"I know what you mean, my G-d, he was like an octopus.
Hands all over the place." She gestured, raising her
arms upwards in defense. "The thing is after a while,
you get tired of fighting with him, you know, and after
all he didn't really do anything Friday and Saturday so
I kind of owed it to him, you know what I mean." She
started to scratch. Sheila was giggling with her hand over
her mouth. "I'll tell you, I feel the same way, and
even after a while," here she bend forward in a whisper,
"wanted to," and now she was laughing very loudly.
It was at this point that Mr. Jameison of
the Clarence Darrow Post Office rang the door bell of the
large colored stucco frame house. When Marsha Bronson opened
the door, he helped her carry the package in. He had his
yellow and green slips of paper signed and left with a fifteen
cent tip that Marsha had gotten out of her mothers small
beige pocket book in the den. "What do you think it
is?" Sheila asked. Marsha stood with her arms folded
behind her back. She stared at the brown cardboard carton
that sat in the middle of the living room: "I don't
know."
Inside the package Waldo quivered with excitement
as he listened to the muffled voices. Sheila ran her fingernail
over the masking tape that ran down the center of the carton.
"Why don't you look at the return address and see who
it is from?" Waldo felt his heart beating. He could
feel the vibrating footsteps. It would be soon.
Marsha walked around the carton and read
the ink-scratched label. "It's from Waldo." "That
schmuck!" said Sheila. Waldo trembled with expecta-
tion. "You might as well open it," said Sheila.
Both of them tried to flip the stable flap. "Ah,"
said Marsha groaning. "He must have nailed it shut."
They tagged at the flap again. "My God, you need a
power drill to get this thing opened." They pulled
again. "You can't get a grip!" They both stood
still, breathing heavily. "Why don't you get the scissors,"
said Sheila. Marsha ran into the kitchen, but all she could
find was a little sewing scissors. Then she remembered that
her father kept a collection of tools in the basement. She
ran downstairs and when she came back, she had a large metal
cutter in her hand. "This is the best I could find."
She was out of breath. "Here, you do it. I'm gonna
die." She sank into a large fluffy couch and exhaled
noisily. Sheila tried to make a slit between the masking
tape and the end of the cardboard, but the blade was too
big and there was not enough room. "G-damn this thing!"
she said feeling very exaspe- rated. Then smiling "I
got an idea." "What?" said Marsha. "Just
watch," said Sheila touching her finger to her head.
Inside the package, Waldo was transfixed
with excitement that he could hardly breathe. His skin felt
prickly from the heat and he could feel his heart beating
in his throat. It would be soon. Sheila stood upright and
walked around to the other side of the package. Then she
sank down to her knees, grasped the cutter by both hands,
took a deep breath and plunged the long blade through the
middle of the package, through the middle of the masking
tape, through the card- board through the cushioning and
(thud) right through the center of Waldo Jeffers head, which
split slightly and caused little rhythmic arcs of red to
pulsate gently in the morning sun...
Lady Godiva's Operation
Lady Godiva here dressed so demurely
Pats the head of another curly haired boy, just another
toy
Sick with silence she weps sincerely
saying word that have oh so clearly been said
so long ago
Draperies wrapped gently 'round her shoulder
Life has made her that much bolder now
that she's found out how
Dressed in silk, latin lace and envy
Pride and joy of the latest penny faire
pretty passing care
Hair today now dipped in the water
Making love to every poor daughter's son
isn't it fun
Now today propping grace with envy
Lady Godiva peers to see if anyone's there
and hasn't a care
Doctor is coming the nurse thinks sweetly
Turning on the machines that neatly pump air
the body lies bare
Shaved and hairless what once was screaming
now lies silent and almost sleeping
the brain must have gone away
Straped securly to the white table
ether caused the body to wither and writhe
underneath the white light
Doctor arrives with knife and baggage
sees the growth as just so much cabbage
that now
must be cut away
Now come the moment of Great! Great! Decision!
The doctor is making his first incision
One goes here--one goes there
The ether tube's leaking says someone who's sloppy
the patient it seems is not so well sleeping
The screams echo up the hall Don't panic someone give him
pentathol instantly
Doctor removes his blade
cagily slow from the brain
By my count of ten--
the head won't move
Here She Comes Now
Now, if she ever comes now, now
If she ever comes now, now
If she ever comes now...
Now, if she ever comes now, now
If she ever comes now, now
If she ever comes now...
Ah oh, it looks so good
Ah oh, she's made out of wood
Just look and see
Oh, it's made out of wood
Just look and see now
She ever comes, she ever comes now
Now, now, now, now
She ever, ever, ever comes n-n-n-now...
Ah oh, it looks so good
Ah oh, she's made out of wood
Just look and see
Oh, it's made out of wood
Just look and see now
She ever comes, she ever comes now
Now, now, now, now
She ever, ever, ever comes n-n-n-now...
I Heard Her Call
My Name
Here she comes now, now
Gone, gone, gone
Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready
Got my eyes wide open
Ever since I was on cripples Monday
Got my eyeballs on my knees, Aww my baby walkin'
After hours with Mad Mary Williams
Said she never understood a word from me, because...
I know that she cares about me
I heard her call my name
And I know that she's long dead and gone
Still she ain't the same
When I wake up in the morning mama
I heard her call my name
I know that she's gone, gone, gone
I heard her call my name
And then my mind split open...
Sister Ray
Duck and Sally inside
They're cooking for the down five
Who're staring at Miss Rayon
Who's busy licking up her big man
I'm searching for my mainline
I said I couldn't hit it sideways
I said I couldn't hit it sideways
Ah, it's just like Sister Ray says
Rosy and Miss Rayon
They're busy waiting for her booster
Who just got back from Carolina
She said she didn't like the weather
They're busy waiting for her Sailor
Who said he's just as big as ever
He's just here from Alabama
He wants to know a way to earn a dollar
I'm searching for my mainline
I couldn't hit it sideways
Ah, just like Sister Ray said
Cecil's got his new piece
He cocks and shoots between three and four
He aims it at the Sailor
Shoots him down dead on the floor
Oh, you shouldn't do that
Don't you know you'll stain the carpet
Don't you know you'll stain the carpet
And by the way man, have you got a dollar
Oh no man, I haven't got the time time
Too busy sucking on a ding dong
She's too busy sucking on my ding dong
Oh, she does it just like Sister Ray said
I'm searching for my mainline
I said I couldn't hit it sideways
I couldn't hit it sideways
Oh, just like, just like Sister Ray says
Now, who's that knocking
Who's that knocking on my chamber door
Now could it be the police
They've come to take me for a ride ride
Oh, but I haven't got the time time
Too busy sucking on my ding dong
She's too busy sucking on my ding dong
Oh, now, just like Sister Ray said
I'm searching on my line
I couldn't hit it sideways
I couldn't hit it sideways
Oh now, just like, just like, just like.....
Sister Ray says.
