Loser
- In the time of chimpanzees I was
a monkey
- butane in my veins so i'm out
to cut the junkie
- with the plastic eyeballs
- spray paint the vegetables
- dog food stalls with the beefcake
pantyhose
- kill the headlights and put it
in neutral
- stock car flamin' with a loser
and the cruise control
- baby's in Reno with the vitamin
D
- got a couple of couches sleep
on the love seat
- someone keeps sayin' I'm insane
to complain about
- a shotgun wedding and a stain
on my shirt
- don't believe everything that
you breathe
- you get a parking violation and
a maggot on your sleeve
- so shave your face with some mace
in the dark
- savin' all your food stamps and
burnin' down the trailer park
- (yo cut it)
- Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby
so why don't you kill me?
- (double-barrel buckshot)
- Soy un perdedor i'm a loser baby,so
why don't you kill me?
- Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
- banned all the music with a phony
gas chamber
- 'cuz one's got a weasel and the
other's got a flag
- one's got on the pole shove the
other in a bag
- with the rerun shows and the cocaine
nose job
- the daytime crap with the folksinger
slop
- he hung himself with a guitar
string
- slap the turkey neck and it's
hangin' on a pigeon wing
- you can't write if you can't relate
- trade the cash for the beef for
the body for the hate
- and my time is a piece of wax
- fallin' on a termite who's chokin'
on the splinters
- Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby
so why don't you kill me?
- (get crazy with the cheeze whiz)
- Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby
so why don't you kill me?
- (drive-by body pierce)
- (yo bring it on down)
- soooooooyy....
- (I'm a driver I'm a winner things
are gonna change I can feel it)
- Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby
so why don't you kill me?
- (I can't believe you)
- Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby
so why don't you kill me?
- Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby
so why don't you kill me?
- [repeat]
- (Sprechen sie Deutches, baby)
- Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby
so why don't you kill me?
(Know what I'm sayin'?)
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PAY NO MIND
This's song two on the album
This is the album right here
Put on the album
Tonight the city is full
of morgues
And all the toilets are overflowing
There's shopping malls coming out of the walls
As we walk out among the manure
That's why
I pay no mind
I pay no mind
I pay no mind
Give the finger to the
rock and roll singer
As he's dancing upon your paycheck
The sales climb high through the garbage pail sky
Like a giant dildo crushing the sun
That's why
I pay no mind
I sleep in slime
I just got signed
So get out your lead-pipe
pipe dreams
Get out your ten-foot flags
The insects are huge and the poison's all been used
And the drugs won't kill your day job
Honey, that's why
I pay no mind
I pay no mind
I pay no mind
That's why
I pay no mind [x7]
Fuckin
With My Head (Mountain Dew Rock)
I ain't got no inclination
Give away my sweet sensation
Sleepin' in an old toolshed
Scumbag cryin' on his pillow
[Backing vocals:] Oooh...
When you wanna be with me then we will see
Who's fuckin' with my head
Hey hey hey hey
Fuckin' with my head
Hey hey hey hey
Found myself in New Orleans
With a scarecrow in my jeans
Beat my forehead through the ceilin'
Drink my coffee with a hubcap
Yeah
[Backing vocals:] Oooh...
When you want to be with me then we will see
Who's fuckin' with my head
No no no no
Fuckin' with my head
Hey hey hey hey
Devil's got your pantyhose
on his head
Oh yeah, and he's robbin' me but all I got's cornbread
Well, you turn my body into a crutch
And now I'm limpin' all over when I feel your touch
Oh yeah
Oooh...
Oooh...
Float out on my checkout
boot [?]
Runnin' wild on the bayou
Now I'm talkin' on a walkie-talkie
Credit card glued to my hand
Feels good
[Backing vocals:] Oooh...
When you wanna be with me then we will see
Who's fuckin' with my head
Hey hey hey hey
No no no no
Fuckin' with my head
Make me feel like an asshole
I ain't got no soul
I ain't got no soul
No no no no
No no no no
No no no no
No no no no
Whiskeyclone,
Hotel City 1997
one more time
I was born in this hotel
washing dishes in the sink
magazines and free soda
trying hard not to think
lay it on to the dawn
everything we done is wrong
I'll be lonesome when I'm gone
lay it on to the dawn
She can talk to squirrels
coming back from the convalescent home
staring at sports cars
crying
rattlesnake on the ceiling
gunpowder on my sleeve
I will live here forever
with the ocean and the bees
lay it on to the dawn
everything we done is wrong
I'll be lonesome when I'm gone
lay it on to the dawn
Soul
Suckin Jerk
I got a job making money
for the man
throwing chicken in the bucket with the soda pop can
puke green uniform on my back
I had to set it on fire in a vat of chicken fat
I leaped on the counter like a bird with no hair
running through the mini mall in my underwear
I got lost downtown couldn't find a ride home
sun went down I got frozen to the bone
'til a hooker let me share her fake fur coat
as I took a little nap the cops picked up us both
I tried to explain I was only trying to get warm
I knew I never ever should have burnt my uniform
He said too bad. You want to bite the bullet hard
son?
I didn't have no teeth so I stole his gun
and I crawled out the window with my shadow on a spoon
dancing on the roof, shooting holes in the moon
get busy, get busy, you know it
I ain't going to work for no soul-sucking jerk
I'm gonna take it all back and I ain't saying jack
[repeat]
Standing right here with a beer in my hand
and my mouth is full of sand and I don't understand
fourteen days I've been sleeping in the barn
better I get a paycheck tattooed on my arm
whistling dixie with the dixie cup filled
with the barbecue sauce and the dental floss chill
big fat fingers pointing into my face
telling me to get busy cleaning up this place
I got bent like a wet cigarette
and she's coming after me with a butterfly net
riding on the bloodhound ringing the bell
black cat wrapped in the road map to hell
pencil on my leg and I'm trying not to beg
taking turns baking worms with the bacon and eggs
well they got me in a bird cage flapping my jaw
like a pretzel in the stars just waiting to fall
so give me what I got to get so I can go
cause I ain't washing dishes in the ditch no mo'
I ain't going to work for no soul-sucking jerk
I'm gonna take it all back and I ain't saying jack
Truckdrivin
Neighbors Downstairs (Yellow Sweat)
Acid casualty with a reposessed
car
Vietnam vet playin' air guitar
It's just the shit-kickin',
speed-takin', truck-drivin'
neighbours downstairs
Yeah
Yeah
Whiskey stained buck-toothed
backwoods creep
Grizzly bear motherfucker never goes to sleep
It's just the shit-kickin',
speed-takin', truck-drivin'
neighbours downstairs
Oh, yeah
Yeah
Belly floppin' naked in
a pool of yellow sweat
Screamin' jackass with a wet cigarette
It's just the shit-kickin',
speed-takin', truck-drivin'
neighbours downstairs
Oh
Oh, my goodness
Oh... [etc...]
Mmm... [etc...]
Psychotic breakdown double-edged
axe
Growin' hair like a shag rug on a greasy back
It's just the shit-kickin',
speed-takin', truck-drivin'
neighbours downstairs
Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness
[Sung under the following:] Oh... [etc...]
Oh, yeah
Come on, Honey, feel the grease
Grease, grease
Come on, Honey, feel the grease
Oh, my goodness
Come on, Honey, feel the grease
Oh yeah
Come on, lay it on me
Bring it down one more time
Come on, Honey...
Sweet
Sunshine
Touch me on the inside
with a finger full of gravy
Wanna get you on the sofa, lady, wanna Shake and Bake
me
Bucket full of blood
[???]
Gonna break my face on the sweet sunshine
Bucket full of blood
got you on my mind
Gonna break my face on the sweet sunshine
I wanna get up off the
floor
I wanna run to the devil and get me some more
I wanna get up off the floor
I wanna run to the devil and get me some more
[???] full of bread with
your [???]
we are [???] and [???] and [???]
Grab your wife, tell me
where you been
With the violin crime [?] and the moon gettin' thin
Grab your wife, take me where you been
With the violin [???] and the moon gettin' thin
I wanna climb up on the
rug
I wanna swing through the city on a wreckin' ball
I wanna climb up on the rug
I wanna swing through the city on a wreckin' ball
Lay on to the dawn and
i sensation
[???] timin' full of [???]
and I kill my master nation [?]
Got a bucket full of blood
i
Gonna break my face on the sweet sunshine
Got a bucket full of blood
[???]
Gonna break my face on the sweet sunshine
I wanna get up off the
floor
I wanna run to the devil and get me some more
I wanna get up off the floor
I wanna run to the devil and get me some more
Beercan
Alcohol on my hands
I got plans
to ditch myself and get outside
dancing woman
throwing plates
decapitating their laughing dates
swirling chickens caught in flight
out of focus
much too bright
coming down
shiny teeth
game show suckers trying to bleed
but I got a drug and I got the bug
and I got something better than love
How you like me now
pretty good
going on
feeling strong
I quit my job blowing
leaves
telephone bills up my sleeves
choking like a one man dustball
freedom rock slimeball
talking in code, i went down
lit up the shack
grab me a beer out of the sack
everybodys been over twice
painting the walls throwing some dice
leaping up into the air getting juiced up beyond belief
and they were singing
like this
why go throwing Frisbees
at the sun
put my soul between the bun
now I wandering now I'm drunk
now I'm running like a flaming pig
oh yeah
scraping off the attitude
old man eating all my food
don't be kind
don't be rude
just shake your boots and let it all get loose
oh yeah
my goodness
fluffy clouds
jumping rainbows
fluffy clouds
I'm sad
jumping rainbows
A soft and snuggly place
[repeat]
[chorus]
oh that's cold
somebody put a flame-thrower on me
oh yeah
I like it like that
somebody bring me a plate
of sassafrass
Steal
My Body Home
Put me in a hole in the
ground
With the money and the towel
And the women learnin' to bow [?]
Can't complain about the
mess
Momma killed her only dress
Now she's longin' for the pants
Watch my troubles all
unwind
Drinkin' gasoline and wine
Catchin chill up the storm
On the train they cannot
feel
Lost my head beneath the wheel
Now she steals my body home
The trees are fake, the
air is dead
The birds are stuffed with poison lead
And the ground is much too clean
And if it's only me who's
scared
Strap me into the 'lectric chairs
Ring the moon like a broken bell
When she drags you from
the hill
Daddy's gonna burn down the still
We can watch it from the rooftop
Ooh... [etc...]
Lay into the fryin' pan
Now she kisses her own hand
With the fiddle on the fire
I took a leap into the
fog
Sleepin' on a hollow log
Now I'm coughin' with no mouth
You can keep yourself
inside
But you know you cannot hide
When the devil's your only friend
mmmmmmmmmm......
Nitemare
Hippy Girl
She took me off my guard
with disappointment
I got sucked inside of her apartment
She's got dried-up flowers, flakey skin
A beaded necklace and a bottle of gin
She's a nightmare hippy
girl
With her skinny fingers fondlin' my world
She's a whimsical, tragical beauty
Self-conscious and a little bit fruity
It's a new age let-down
in my face
She's so spaced out and there ain't no space
She's got marijuana on the bathroom tile
I'm caught in a vortex, she's changin' my style
[Backing vocals:] Ooh,
ooh... [etc...]
She's a nightmare hippy girl
With her skinny fingers fondlin' my world
She's a whimsical, tragical beauty
Uptight and a little bit snooty
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
[Backing vocals:] Ooh,
ooh... [etc...]
She's a magical, sparklin' tease
She's a rainbow chokin' the breeze
Yo, she's busting out onto the scene
With nightmare bogus poetry
She's a melted avocado on the shelf
She's the science of herself
She's spazing out on a cosmic level
And she's meditating with the devil
She's cooking salad for breakfast
She's got tofu the size of Texas
She's a witness to her own glory
She's a never-ending story
She's a frolicking depression
She's a self-inflicted obsession
She's got a thousand lonely husbands
She's playin' footsie in another dimension
She's a goddess milking the time for all that it's
worth
Mutherfuker
yo homey don't play that game
hey mr. asshole
what you dirty asshole
sitting in your castle
judging everyone
you're acting like it's chill
when the deal's getting ill
why don't you break your face or mine
everyone's out to get
you motherfucker
[repeat]
total paranoia
trying to annoy you
everything I do
is to try to fuck you up
screw chum chewin
the house of spasm
drunk so long
in this situation
everyone's out to get
you motherfucker
[repeat]
Blackhole
Windy
Windy
looking for a better home
gotta be
gotta be
running out of lightbulbs
crowded
crowded
open to a wastecan
yellow car
yellow car
better be inside there
wake up
wake up
nothing's gonna harm you
glass wall
glass wall
standing on the furniture
little boy
little boy
laying on a sleeping bag
watching
watching
through the cracks of his eyelids
stranger
stranger
feeling like a broken stone
lost him
lost him
standing on the orange chairs
alphabet
alphabet
can't afford a telephone
black hole
black hole
nothing's gonna harm you
