Introduction By Young Tom
Hello, music lover. Thomas Pancake here,
to tell you that you are the proud new owner of the hottest
music on the market today. So get ready for a massive concussion
of rock and roll with The Dandy Warhols.
Courtney: Can everybody hear this?
The Dandy Warhols T.V. Theme Song
Hey la, See Saw
Hey Rah, Yee Hah
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Hey la, see rah
Hey rah, see saw
Hey
Ooh, ooh ooh,
Hey la, see saw
Hey la, de dah
Oooh, ooh ooh,
Aaaah.
Ride
You're my ride
I'm out my window
It's alright
If you got candy-o
You're so cool,
And not much older
But you know how to drive
Baby you're my ride.
I sneak outside,
And to the corner.
Roll down your drive
Before you start it.
I'm no fool,
Not like your father
Awake outside
Baby you're my ride.
My ride
My ride
My ride
Baby, you're my ride
Best Friend
Best friend, I see you in the end
Broken for a while but maybe we could mend
Best friend, I'm feeling a lot of love
And filling up my time again.
I'll see you in the end.
I will again
Best friend, I'm really up again
The world is alone but bitter to the end
Best friend, I'm really high again
And figuring out my Head.
Yeah, I'll see you in the end.
I will again,
-gain,
-gain,
-gain.
Not Your Bottle
That's not your bottle,
Nor what's inside
I guess they brought it
Just for them.
How did you get in?
That's fucking right
None of my friends would bother
to even bother.
Benjamin's marijuana,
Michael brought a keg.
Well, the skaters are high on mushrooms
Passing out hits of LSD.
Philip wants to be a rock star,
But he's a bit uptight.
So he brings his favorite Bettys
With a bottle full of whiskey
And he sits on the couch all night.
(Tony, This Song's Called) Lou Weed
Well, baby just look at Lou
Well, you do what you wanna do
And nothing less for you.
Well, whatever will get you through.
Now Satan will seem like a typical dude
When you notice him stayin' and staring at you
And I can see you got the heroin blues
Really, it looks so good on you.
Well, baby just look at Lou
I know women and women want to be seen (with
you) But that's OK too,
Those women really look good on you.
Now you always act so cool,
Like you're waiting for your man on Lexington Avenue.
And no one is there to hook up for you
So, whose place are you going to?
Well, baby just look at Lou
Now, baby just look at Lou
I said, baby just look at Lou
Yeah, baby look at Lou.
Nothin' To Do
I like to hold on my baby
She likes to hold on me, too
Like something for nothing
That she can hold on to.
Where we been lately,
Second avenue
To call on Brent Mackerel
Or we can find someone new
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I really like it better,
Like it better then you.
And if you got a problem,
Well, we had nothing to do
Here we go baby,
Yeah, with the cats from Swoon
And if we got a quarter,
We call Sugarboom, chka chk boom.
The Coffee And Tea Wrecks
The road, baby is tight,
And we roll, baby, you know tonight.
There's a full pie in the sky
And it pulls, baby, you know to ride.
It's fair because
I get higher then I think I was
We pull over when we're tired
We get wired.
So witty and white
And we roll all of your gold tonight.
You so out of sight
But your girlfriend hippie trans loves to fly.
It's fair because
I get higher then I think I was
We pull over when we're tired
We get wired.
It's fair because
I get higher then I think I was
We pull over when we're tired
We get wired.
Genius
I'll take the blame
If I ever want to
For what my little brain
Has been through
I know to say
Things I never meant to
To seem a little sane
'cause that's what it takes
If I ever could win
If I ever could see
If I just could ever remember
To think about anything.
Darling, ya give me a rope and I'll hang
myself
It doesn't take a genius to figure it out
Don't have to be fucking brilliant to see
I'm not as smart as I seem to be
I'm not as bright as I used to be
I'm not as sharp as I think I am.
I'm not as smart as I seem.
I'm not as bright as I seem.
Darling,
Darling
Darling
Darling, you give me a rope I'll hang myself
It doesn't take a genius to figure it out
Don't have to be fucking brilliant to see
I'm not as smart as I seem to be.
I'm not as bright as I used to be.
I'm not as sharp as I think I am.
I'm not as smart as I seem.
I'm not as bright as I seem.
Dick
I've said everything I could do.
Think everything I could be.
Heard every word without listening
I'm a dick
* Known everything that was true
Seen everything I could see
*Done everything I Could be
I'm a dick,
Waiting to be kicked
I've read everything I could read
*everything I could
Seen everything I could see
*Been everything I could be
I'm a dick
Waiting to be kicked
I'm a dick,
Waiting to be kicked
Just Try
If you just try
Telling me why
Wise and old,
Still I know the sun
And built cities
Where the rivers run
Telling me why
If you just try.
Ohhhhh
Aaaaaaah
Just try
telling me why
If you just try
Alakazam put a sham down
She was a good head
Oh, now that she died,
I swear bye-bye
She would have tried.
Alakazam put a sham down
She was a good head
Oh, now that she died,
I swear bye-bye.
Nothing
[instrumental]
Grunge Betty
(spoken) people keep crawling in
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
Hey, we gotta rise today
Can't seem to find what I want you for
I open my eyes and I wake on the floor
You open the door and I wake on the floor
Can't seem to find what I'm wanting for
Cause lately, baby, im wasting
Tons of time
Tons of time
Tons of time
Heeeeeeeeeeeey!
Hey, we gotta rise today
I can't seem to find what I want you for
You open the eyes and I wake on the floor,
I open the door, and wake on the floor
I can't seem to find what I want you for
Cause lately, baby, I'm wasting
Tons of time
Tons of time
Tons of time
2, 3 4. Go
Tons of time
Tons of time
Tons of time
Tons of time
Tons of time
Tons of time
Tons of time
Prelude: It's A Fast-Driving Rave-Up
With The Dandy Warhols Sixteen Minutes
[instrumental]
It's A Fast-Driving Rave-Up With
The Dandy Warhols Sixteen Minutes
(Begin Spoken)
And for their final number, it's a fast-driving rave-up
with the Dandy Warhols' sixteen minutes.
(End Spoken)
I'm not tired.
I'm not bad.
I won't let you
Let you forget.
You're my castle,
you're my sand.
Just to let you
understand.
I'm not tired.
I'm not bad.
I won't let you
Let you forget.
You're my castle,
you're my sand.
Just to let you
do you understand
-and
-and
-and
oh oh yeah
I'm not tired.
I'm not bad.
I'm not tired.
I'm not bad.
(faintly sang in background, repeatedly)
let you forget
Finale: It's A Fast-Driving Rave-Up
With The Dandy Warhols Sixteen Minutes
I've said everything I could feel
Think everything I could think
Heard every word without listening
I'm a dick
